#gorthalax the insatiable

[becausesure]

Just knowing that Brennan Lee Mulligan has a bunch of NPC Drama that he just hasn't released because it would get in the way of the PCs doing things makes me just want to know what it is

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/19ygrUE1iuz5XHtyoJCxYwPMZOC5eBIYhjFroQYCcQZ0/mobilebasic

Q and A from Sophomore Year we learn

I want to know all the drama

Like he had Maryanne's personal life off the top of his head

[spiderziege]

Mordred Manor! (with close-ups under the cut)

edit: i just put up some new drawings on my ko-fi, so if you wanna print this out as a poster or something, you can find it there at full resolution in the 'Misc Art' folder! :) (personal use only!)

[chungledown-bimothy]

pspspsps d20 artists. fig faeth in an "i <3 my slut dad" shirt. dads plural, even, perhaps.

[islandoforder]

imagine you decide to go on the most awkward group holiday trip ever, like your kid’s friends and their parents, and literally everyone has relationship drama and situationships like at least one person you used to date and two people you’ve turned down are there guaranteed, and your kid and their friends have all gone to visit their friend’s ex/situationship’s corporate religious retreat and then suddenly like four gods are mad and someone is maybe dying and apparently the kids are all trapped in an extradimensional portal?? and then they just go to hell???? and you’re still stuck on this awful fucking trip just stuck in a room with these other parents and their goddamn relationship drama as you wait to hear back from your kid who, again, is in hell

[purrassicjet]

The parents polycule should kill Bobby Dawn on behalf of Sandra Lynn

[fizhle]

Sklonda wears the pants in her relationships

[drunkrabbitsobs]

The fantasy high parental relationship chart.

This was made based off memory, if somethings wrong pls tell me and all correct it.

[vampirehayfever]

picturing a beautifully poetic scene straight out of a sports anime when gorthalax finally says "the ball, you're up"

[a-jar-of-beetles]

I want to put all the people Sandra Lynn has slept with in one room to see what happens, specifically to see who would punch Bobby first

[noodlesewp]

absence

happy fathers day like a week ago

[fully-functioning-pigeon]

I know the circumstances are different, but the parallel between Gorthalax’s reaction to Gorgug leaving Owlbears to achieve his dreams and Porters reaction to Gorgug multiclassing to achieve his dreams is a masterclass in trusting your students and keeping your opinion out of a child’s education

I’m not suprised this actual devil of the nine hells is a better, more emotionally intelligent teacher than an actual teacher

[faethable]

merry christmas but more importantly happy birthday fig faeth

[dreamingeyes]

how fantasy high characters would react if you asked them to buy you pads

bonus gilear

[days0ndopamine]

Where are you falling on the fh npc scale today

[smolandweirdwriter]

can't believe Emily fucking predicted the future back in freshman year

[purrassicjet]

*On the teacups ride*

Jawbone, Gorthalax, and Gilear: *moving along at a leisurely pace*

Sandra Lynn, Sklonda, and Hallariel: *spinning their cup at speeds never before seen*