#gorthalax the insatiable

[becausesure]

Just knowing that Brennan Lee Mulligan has a bunch of NPC Drama that he just hasn't released because it would get in the way of the PCs doing things makes me just want to know what it is

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/19ygrUE1iuz5XHtyoJCxYwPMZOC5eBIYhjFroQYCcQZ0/mobilebasic

Q and A from Sophomore Year we learn

I want to know all the drama

Like he had Maryanne's personal life off the top of his head

[spiderziege]

Mordred Manor! (with close-ups under the cut)

edit: i just put up some new drawings on my ko-fi, so if you wanna print this out as a poster or something, you can find it there at full resolution in the 'Misc Art' folder! :) (personal use only!)

[chungledown-bimothy]

pspspsps d20 artists. fig faeth in an "i <3 my slut dad" shirt. dads plural, even, perhaps.

[islandoforder]

imagine you decide to go on the most awkward group holiday trip ever, like your kid’s friends and their parents, and literally everyone has relationship drama and situationships like at least one person you used to date and two people you’ve turned down are there guaranteed, and your kid and their friends have all gone to visit their friend’s ex/situationship’s corporate religious retreat and then suddenly like four gods are mad and someone is maybe dying and apparently the kids are all trapped in an extradimensional portal?? and then they just go to hell???? and you’re still stuck on this awful fucking trip just stuck in a room with these other parents and their goddamn relationship drama as you wait to hear back from your kid who, again, is in hell

[purrassicjet]

The parents polycule should kill Bobby Dawn on behalf of Sandra Lynn

[fizhle]

Sklonda wears the pants in her relationships

[vampirehayfever]

picturing a beautifully poetic scene straight out of a sports anime when gorthalax finally says "the ball, you're up"

[noodlesewp]

absence

happy fathers day like a week ago

[fully-functioning-pigeon]

I know the circumstances are different, but the parallel between Gorthalax’s reaction to Gorgug leaving Owlbears to achieve his dreams and Porters reaction to Gorgug multiclassing to achieve his dreams is a masterclass in trusting your students and keeping your opinion out of a child’s education

I’m not suprised this actual devil of the nine hells is a better, more emotionally intelligent teacher than an actual teacher

[drunkrabbitsobs]

The fantasy high parental relationship chart.

This was made based off memory, if somethings wrong pls tell me and all correct it.

[a-jar-of-beetles]

I want to put all the people Sandra Lynn has slept with in one room to see what happens, specifically to see who would punch Bobby first

[faethable]

merry christmas but more importantly happy birthday fig faeth

[dreamingeyes]

how fantasy high characters would react if you asked them to buy you pads

bonus gilear

[days0ndopamine]

Where are you falling on the fh npc scale today

[smolandweirdwriter]

can't believe Emily fucking predicted the future back in freshman year

[purrassicjet]

Rat Grinder Redemption but they get assigned a "Bad Kids Trusted Adult" to make sure they're redeemed:

Ruben: Gorthalax (Starting off with my weakest. I'm pretty sure Gorthalax also has music ties from back in Freshman Year when he was introduced, so I think he can help Ruben take back his music. The Bad Kids also don't know many bard adults)

Mary Ann: Ragh (Ragh's boundless enthusiasm makes him very good at carrying conversations. He's not only a great Barbarian, but would take a genuine interest in Mary Ann's quorky pets and squishmallows. His enthusiasm has to become infectious eventually)

Oisin: Aelwyn (It was very hard to get Aelwyn to agree to make sure Oisin was redeemed, but after she was told she had to help teach him magic, she agreed. She trains him really harshly, lots of borderline unsafe sparring, but eventually they manage to get along by bitching about other people to each other)

Ivy: Sandra Lynn (Ivy is extremely vocal about how she is NOT pleased to have somebody supervising her, but Sandra Lynn takes no shit from her. Her tough love is just what Ivy needs, and slowly, to her own disgust, she starts to become attached to Sandra Lynn's no-nonsense attitude. Sandra Lynn is an incredible ranger and a great teacher, so Ivy has a hard time hating her for very long)

Kipperlily: Jawbone (Jawbone's already been working with Kipperlily for a while now, and he wants to see it through. Kipperlily is the most resistant of the Rat Grinders to being redeemed, but eventually, Jawbone's able to get back to where he was with her and help her improve)

All the kids spend time with Lydia, who knows what it's like to experience rage for a long period of time. She's very hard to dislike for very long, and they all warm up to her very quick. Mary Ann the fastest because Ragh talks about her all the time.

I'm not sure what adult would be assigned to Buddy. If anybody has any ideas, feel free to reblog with them!